Slow news day...

SCENE: Very dusty and run-down Starbucks in Pigspittle, Oregon (it's near Prineville). Two men in overalls sit on bar stools, twirling their Kaiser mustaches.
MAN 1: Why them thar cups gots naked ladies on 'em.
MAN 2: Do Jesus Ebner, you done be right. We gots to writes us our Sen-A-tar.
ENTER MAN IN BLACK SUIT.
MAN IN SUIT: Goddam it people it's a friggin drawing of a topless Mermaid! The only way you could find this erotic and titalating is if you've been stranded in a Peruvian men's prison, high in the Andes, for the past 35 years. Lay the "f" off.
MAN IN SUIT DROPS PANTS, MOONS CAMERA.

And SCENE.

On a side note, pictures seem to work on my blog now. Yeah!