Hooo-eeee it's fair time

Well I guess everyone is having their state fair this time of year. I know that most of you have seen the ads for the Oregon State Fair that just ended (they had Bigfoot and Art Alexakis, the guy from Everclear, in them), and I'm sure most of you thought, "hey for local ads, these don't suck!" But maybe some of you haven't seen the ads for the LA County Fair, which in my mind is way to oxymoronic for words, so here they are. If some LA natives (Idealogy) can realize this about people from LA, why can't the rest of them understand it and stay out of the rest of the country?